We somehow made it safely out of Dublin and onto the motorway and were excitedly headed for the medieval town of Kilkenny. Upon arriving there we found the hostel, after some delay and a quick stop at the tourist information center, checked in, dropped our bags and headed out to find a decent pub to have lunch. We decided on one of the pubs on the main road. Kristin ordered a bowl of soup and I went for a chicken and ham vol au vent. Before our food arrived we started inspected the bowl filled with condiments that sat on our table. In it were the normal things one might find in little packets on a table, ketchup (tomato sauce as it is called in Europe), mayonnaise, malt vinegar, tartar sauce, and brown sauce. Kristin, like me and probably you, had no idea what brown sauce was, and from the list of ingredients I have to say it didn’t sound very appetizing either.
Me being the child that I am offered Kristin one euro to finish the contents of one packet of brown sauce, which she happily agreed to until she got her first taste of it. Her reaction to the taste was well worth my euro, but to her credit, she finished every last drop. After lunch we headed over to the famed castle of Kilkenny. The castle itself sat on a marvelous plot of land, just above the town center, and right beside the river.
A gorgeous setting I must say. I was slightly disappointed with the castle, which, having been refurbished seemed much more like a museum than a castle. This, however, did not stop me from running around screaming, “King in the castle! King in the castle!”
As we left the castle it began to rain so we headed back to the hostel for a much anticipated nap. Most of you reading this know how much I love napping, and this was one of the most epic naps ever. Waking from my afternoon slumber before Kristin, I did a load of wash and some writing till she woke up. Once she was awake we headed out to find something to eat. We decided on a nearby pub called The Playwright. When we ordered our beers we were sadly informed that they were no longer serving food. Apparently our naps were just a few minutes too epic. Satisfied to have a meal of Guinness instead we returned to our seats. About ten or fifteen minutes later the barman came to our table with a plate of delicious chicken wings, sausages, chicken nuggets, and sandwiches and wraps. There was a large party there that night and the pub had prepared more food than was needed, and the staff, knowing that we had come in search of food let us eat it for free. Just a small example of the Irish hospitality. After having our share of Guinness and little snacks we headed back to the hostel and off to sleep. A side not must be added here about the crazy Irish guys that were staying in our dorm. Earlier in the day, after I had already woke up from my nap, three Irish guys checked into our dorm. They came in quite loud and rambunctious, very excited for their night out on the town of Kilkenny. They were what actually woke Kristin from her own epic nap. They let us know they were heading out for the night and told us to meet up later if we were interested. I make note of this here because shortly after having fallen asleep I was woken up by these guys stumbling back into our dorm even louder than they had before. One of them tried to climb into the top bunk next to my bed as the other yanked him by the pants from the bunk and threw him to the floor. They continued to wrestle on the floor for a good five minutes before the third broke it up. They then began fighting over the bunk above Kristin’s bed, once again throwing each other to the floor for another tussle. This all ended with the drunkest walking over to my bed and screaming in a friendly way, “Goodnight California” and then over to Kristin’s bed for a “Goodnight Boston” before literally falling into an open bunk for sleep. I woke up in the morning to him accusingly asking his friend, “Did you put me to bed last night?! Shit! I don’t even remember coming back her last night!” To which his friend so calmly replied, “Well everyone else in the room remembers you coming back here last night!” Classic. So with that, we were awake and making our way to the St Canice’s Cathedral.
We had assumed that St. Canice’s Cathedral was the largest church tower in the town and walked toward it, only to find out it was St. Mary’s Parish. We then made our way back across town and to the right cathedral. Upon entering the cathedral grounds we first walked through the cathedral’s cemetery .
Spending a few minutes wandering between the ancient headstones, we entered the cathedral proper. Upon entering, the lady at the desk sold us our tickets and told us a little about the church before sending us on our way. As we turned to walk away, recalling that we said we were American, she called us back saying, “Oh! I should tell you this. We have here Obama’s ancestor’s tomb”.
She walked us over to the tomb and explained that his great great grand uncle was a bishop of Kilkenny and that one of his great aunts still lives in the town, and she, like him, talks too much. Apparently, he his visiting the town next year to visit the tomb.
We took a stroll around the beautiful cathedral before heading outside to the tower that sits in the center of the cemetery. Climbing the over 100 feet to the top of the tower was interesting.
There are six flights of stairs that get steeper with each flight as the tower narrows at the top. The view from the top is absolutely breathtaking, and we were lucky enough to have a sunny day for the 360 degree view.
On the way back down Kristin actually had to climb into a window to allow some people who were coming up to pass through the narrow passageway.
After completing our visit to the Cathedral we jumped in the car and tried to remember to stay to the left as we continued on to the town of Cork and the nearby Blarney Stone.